escapistaz:

If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.

fishingboatproceeds:

allthingsbagel:

fishingboatproceeds:

danisnotonfire:

amazingphil:

kickthepj:

crabstickz:

People

Are

Easy

To

Kill

is that john green

no

sher:

Swiggity gone

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

mad-as-a-bloody-hatter:

avenging-sherl0ck:

jfc-castiel:

if you havent seen zac efron without eyebrows i swear to god you have not lived 

what about matt smith with eyebrows

Im pretty sure I’ve just woke the whole street up with my manic laughing

deadwad:

a bee that’s allergic to honey and breaks out in hives

Here comes the time of the day where my dad will give me all of six bucks to use for lunch. Woo.